Tennessee Titans (3-14)
The Titans had a literal heartbreaking season. They had an opportunity and blew it.
Cleveland Browns (3-14)
Ironic song choice for a team that basically traded so many draft picks away for a bust of a quarterback.
New York Giants (3-14)
With a new look at quarterback next season, the Giants are going to need all the luck they can get to succeed in a now tough division with the Divisional Round champions, the Super Bowl LIX champions and the Cowboys.
New England Patriots (4-13)
Stuck in a post-Brady and Belichick era, the Patriots are struggling on the field and with their new identity.
Jacksonville Jaguars (4-13)
This could have been the Jaguars year, but they’re still searching for a spark.
Las Vegas Raiders (4-13)
Maybe the team is feeling guilty for watching their rebuild hopes slip away?
New York Jets (5-12)
After the failed Aaron Rodgers experience, the Jets are probably wishing they were any other team in the NFL.
Carolina Panthers (5-12)
Full of sass and determination, sure. The team, however, still proves time after time to show nothing short of weakness.
New Orleans Saints (5-12)
Watching this season unfold for the Saints was definitely an uncomfortable slow burn.
Chicago Bears (5-12)
This song should have no explanation. The Bears seem to get far and show glimmers of success, but they’re certainly just not there.
San Francisco 49ers (6-11)
A team trying to escape their own expectations and challenges…but the free fall was real.
Dallas Cowboys (7-10)
This team has all the talent and a decent coaching staff, but selfish mistakes and big talk tanked them. They wanted it all — didn’t earn it.
Miami Dolphins (8-9)
Explosive talent, highlight plays, and big personalities — but underneath it all? Insecurity, inconsistency, and overcompensation for a weak finish.
Indianapolis Colts (8-9)
Magic trick vibes. They disappeared when it mattered, left fans wondering “Where’d you go?” Flashy moments but no substance plagued their season.
Atlanta Falcons (8-9)
Could be better, could be worse. Though they had a glitzy offseason before 2024, they couldn’t cover up the mid-tier core.
Arizona Cardinals (8-9)
Light, energized and a little sneaky. They played spoiler and floated just enough for the season, but nothing more.
Cincinnati Bengals (8-9)
The Bengals were flashy, luxe, and all eyes were on Burrow — but that engine stalled more than expected and their Super Bowl hopes are slipping away.
Seattle Seahawks (10-7)
With Geno and Pete gone, the Seahawks face solidifying a new identity this offseason.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (10-7)
With the way the Buccaneers are able to stay in contention even without Tom Brady, the Buccaneers found ways to run up the score and win by any means necessary.
Denver Broncos (10-7)
After years of struggle, the Broncos are finally starting to have things click. They’re still flawed, but they’re getting there.
Pittsburgh Steelers (10-7)
No matter what, the Steelers played through the highs and lows and made it to the playoffs for it. Unfortunately, the season ended in heartbreak.
Los Angeles Chargers (11-6)
A very underwhelming team for a team that has high energy and high tempo. They find ways to just barely make it to the playoffs.
Green Bay Packers (11-6)
If I lost to the same team in two different countries in the same season, I’d be looking for new ways to make the game work in my favor, too.
Plus — why their ‘Tush Push’ ban is stupid.
Minnesota Vikings (14-3)
After an elite season where the team probably wasn’t expected to do much, the Vikings should have no reason to be worried moving forward.
Houston Texans (10-7)
CJ Stroud balled out. Eeryone’s shocked. Texans literally said, “Yes…and?”
Los Angeles Rams (10-7)
Everyone thought they were washed without Aaron Donald. But they were doing just fine, thanks.
Baltimore Ravens (12-5)
After a kickass season with MVP candidate Lamar Jackson, the Ravens ran their division all season long.
Detroit Lions (15-2)
The Lions should also have no concerns. This team needs to shake off their mistakes because they will come back stronger.
Washington Commanders (12-5)
Everyone counted them out. Hell, no one thought they’d make it to the NFC Championship round. But they dominated all the way to the end, and had a great time doing it.
Buffalo Bills (13-4)
For a team that can’t seem to get over the slump, they’re pretty chill where they are (season after season).
Kansas City Chiefs (15-2)
Taylor + Travis + Drama + Super Bowl Loss = a really down bad team who could’ve had a three-peat.
Philadelphia Eagles (14-3)
“It’s not enough.” was basically the Eagles slogan all season. They were counted out until maybe the third quarter of the Super Bowl. But they proved everyone wrong.
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